A travelchick's oddyssey… ;-)

Perception

My ass is huge.  My eyes are droopy. My cheeks are pudgy and I’m getting a double chin.  shit.
I do have nice tits, though. And yes! they’re real!
Someone called me thunderthighs in high school – I never got over that.
There’s a lot of junk in my trunk and even though there are adds for booty pads now, I’d still like to be built like a boy.

That’s what I see in the mirror.

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