Perception
My ass is huge. My eyes are droopy. My cheeks are pudgy and I’m getting a double chin. shit.
I do have nice tits, though. And yes! they’re real!
Someone called me thunderthighs in high school – I never got over that.
There’s a lot of junk in my trunk and even though there are adds for booty pads now, I’d still like to be built like a boy.
That’s what I see in the mirror.